Last night's The Office served a great injustice to my man Toby. As the show's most eligible bachelor, I think that it is only right that he be with the most eligible bachelorette, Pam. I feel a special kinship with Toby. Let me break it down:
We are both:
1. Good looking (that should go without saying, but I like to read good press)
2. Fathers
3. Athletic (he won a 5k, I can beat everybody in my squash team photo)
4. Laid back, yet very funny
5. We should each star in our own TV show
6. We're beloved by our colleagues
Obviously, a guy like this should get Pam or whoever else he's locked in on. This show is getting ridiculous. I wish Jack Bauer would have a sit down with the show's writers and beat some sense into them. I almost think that Bruce writes for the show. But there are funny moments, so I know this can't be true.

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