Kaiser Soze, reveal yourself!

Okay, so I've recently learned that I have a blog that I have not been writing. I have done some fishing for clues around the office but with no success. I am like that character in the movie "Clueless." That is, I am without a clue as to the mastermind's identity. Obviously, it's not Bruce. This took a lot of thought and coordination, two things that he has never had a handle on.

It cannot be my idol, Bob, because I love him too much and he knows that this would kill my spirit beyond repair. Aaron, it's not you. I'd fire you, and you know it. Josh is stupid becuz he went to a stupid cow college, though he did trick me before and enjoys the prank that keeps on giving. He's still a suspect. I can't think of anybody else. Oh, mastermind of the underworld, reveal thyself! I am a broken, beaten, shadow of a man. You've won.