Everything Stinks

Just when things were going fine between us for once, Kris gave me a hard time again today for happening to forget to mention in a conversation we had in passing that women and men are equals. I was just trying to make small talk about whether she prefers the ham and cheese sandwich or the egg salad from the catering truck at lunch time. The next thing I know, she's giving me the frickin' business about how women are insidiously subjugated in the patriarchal, hierarchical architecture of the workplace - what the heck?? So sue me if I'm not rushing home every night to watch WNBA games. This anger isn't really about Kris at all, it's really about the Mets. I just emailed the Mets front office by the way and told them I think it's a great idea that they change the team uniform next year and actually have the players wear skirts next season. If they're going to play like a bunch of girls, they might as well dress like it.

I'm out. Peace.