Continuing Education

Went to the Cornell workshop on roadkill yesterday. It wasn't great -- definitely not as good as previous roadkill conferences I've attended. Still, taking these classes is pretty much the only way I'm ever going to get a credential from Cornell, even if it is just a Certificate in Waste Management. I can't wait to have that piece of paper framed and hanging on my wall.

Maybe it's for the best that Rachel and Josh decided not to come, because I wouldn't have wanted that to be their introduction to the field of roadkill composting. Maybe I can get them to come to the national convention in May -- that one is always awesome. Problem is I'm not even sure they're taking it seriously when I invite them to these things.

Whenever I got bored during the elective sessions yesterday I just kept myself occupied by picturing Bruce's face on the bodies of the roadkill they were showing in the slides. Man do I hate that guy.